well I suppose.

askmeanything.Archiveme.

octobra:

if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head

(Source: youtubeofficial, via covocal)

acceptvnce:

i love this

acceptvnce:

i love this

(Source: sunnysofa, via shekillswithkissesxo)

(Source: niggadom, via dandydrake)

gratefully-dabbed:

annoyings:

phosphorescentt:

can we please destroy this idea that a person has to talk to you every minute of every day to like you

texting all day is not natural

force communication all hours of the day is not natural

hoLY FUCK THANK U

this^

(via dandydrake)

catsandcunts:

have you ever read something incredibly sexy from someone and your stomach drops and your face gets all hot and you get dizzy and extremely turned on and then it passes and you’re just like holy shit what just happened

(via dandydrake)

i-will-pursue-your-presence:

mythologyhotspot:

scottman99:

heyitsodette:

Splash Mountain Photos

YES

It’s funnier everytime I see it.

I like human beings.

(via dandydrake)

nottdead:

evilfeminist:

Found a paper I wrote in 5th grade that I got an ‘f’ on.

My prompt was “Imagine you are sitting on a cloud, what would you do or see” 

I wrote,

"I would see the ground as I fell because I would fall through it because in science you told us that clouds were just water mists."

Basically the American education system

(via dandydrake)

notyourplayground:

nehirose:

::muffled screaming::

DO NOT PRETEND YOU WOULDN’T DO THIS.

notyourplayground:

nehirose:

::muffled screaming::

DO NOT PRETEND YOU WOULDN’T DO THIS.

(via dandydrake)

cknd:

I spend so much time alone that if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi

(via dandydrake)

catsandcunts:

YOUR BODY IS BEAUTIFUL IF:

  • you have a body
  • that’s it
  • you’re beautiful
  • you win
  • congratulations 

(via dandydrake)