Fact: blankets keep you safe at night. We dont know what from, but they are definitely an immunity against something.
- 6 a.m. thoughts (via rawkiss)
My thoughts before anything: maybe if i wasn't ugly
i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
- (via jessielou24)
one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him