i think you should leave.

askmeanything.Archiveme.

sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

(via breakinq)

wodkat:


oops

wodkat:

oops

(Source: highonvodka, via guy)

bearholdt:

Fact: blankets keep you safe at night. We dont know what from, but they are definitely an immunity against something.

(Source: bearholdt, via runninwithwolves)

"How stupid of me; to think I was the only flower in your garden."

- 6 a.m. thoughts  (via rawkiss)

(Source: bedsigh, via jasperpotmaster)

My thoughts before anything: maybe if i wasn't ugly

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

(via carelessly)

"I just want someone who won’t get annoyed when I text them six times or in all caps. Someone I can go on long drives with and can sing along to the radio with. Someone I can eat pizza with at 2am and kiss at 6pm. Someone who chooses me everyday and never thinks twice about it."

- (via jessielou24)

(via coldpulse)

(Source: wadeswilson, via thisboythatgirl)

egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

(via thisboythatgirl)

phoeni-xx:

i-sucked-dick-on-accident:

strawberyjam:

I would pay like 30 bucks for a longer version of this. I watch it ever day

:(((((((((

for.ever.re.blog.

(Source: codenameswagg, via thisboythatgirl)

phoeni-xx:

i-sucked-dick-on-accident:

strawberyjam:

I would pay like 30 bucks for a longer version of this. I watch it ever day

:(((((((((

for.ever.re.blog.

(Source: codenameswagg, via thisboythatgirl)